Yoder for Ice Maintenance Manager

I'd like to officially nominate Yoder for the Ice Maintenance Manager position that is clearly needed at Nationwide Arena.

As this article suggests, the ice at Nationwide is rough, inconsistent and poorly maintained. I've personally played hockey on Yoder's ice and know it to be smooth, solid, and cold. As such, I would like to formally acknowledge my support for his application for the position.

And he can sharpen skates like you wouldn't believe. It's like having a Ginsu knife on the bottom of your skate. I actually used one once to cut through a shoe.